The article humorously explores how certain foods can influence romantic encounters. It compares tasty options like gelato and oysters, deemed 'horny,' to others like sushi and ribs that might detract from intimacy. The author suggests that experiences shared over food can set the mood, while awkward eating habits or messy foods can create distractions. Personal anecdotes and colorful descriptions add to the argument regarding which foods are ideal for romantic occasions.
"Gelato is denser, richer, and thicker than ice cream, making every succulent tongue swish over the top of a cone whilst locking eyes with your lover all the more sensuous."
"If a person doesn't like to slurp a fresh Netarts bivalve, they're not gonna relish slurping up YOU."
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