Name: Dog poo. Age: Fresh. Appearance: Best not to go into detail. Eugh! I know, disgusting, right? Look, there's one over there, near the children's playground, its canine creator still in the act arched back, straining, just like on the horrible No Dog Fouling sign right next to it. And the owner, walking away, headphones on, pretending he hasn't noticed.
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