"Me; 'What did you get Dad for #Hannukah?'14yr old; 'Well, Y'know how he's always stressed out?!'Me; Yeah...14yr old; Well, I got him stress balls that come in a ballsack"- tara strong (@tarastrong) December 1, 2018
"Convo with my almost 5 year old:Me: Because we're Jewish, we get some different holidays.Kid: Like what?Me: Like Hannukah.Kid: And Halloween!Me: Well, no.Kid: And Christmas!Me: Not in the way you think.Definitely going to have to circle back to this conversation."- Andrew Gross (@grossap) October 28, 2021
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