Every Newspaper Obituary's First Paragraph
Briefly

Alfred T. Alfred revolutionized the clothing tag industry with his invention of the plastic fastener, ultimately becoming one of America’s youngest multimillionaires before his unexpected downfall.
Clara V. Alfred, expertly revived her late husband's plastic-fastener legacy, becoming a societal figure in Seattle, even amidst allegations of sabotaging his badminton match for personal gain.
Jacques P. Jacques dedicated seventeen years to document sea urchins in the Aegean Sea, leading to a controversial coffee-table book that highlighted the intricate beauty and reality of marine life.
Doris E. Doris's unlikely fame as a drum majorette was overshadowed by her failed attempt to initiate an Arbor Day Parade, culminating in a comical accident involving a Snoopy balloon.
Read at The New Yorker
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