People Of America, It Is Cocktail Hour | Defector
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People Of America, It Is Cocktail Hour | Defector
"But then the playoffs arrive, and you and I are reminded of what makes twilight football-outdoors and on grass-special. You start off in broad daylight as both teams fuck around for a quarter or two. Then the sun slowly begins to bleed away, taking all distractions along with it as it sinks below the horizon. Now we're in primetime, when everyone is watching. Now every player on the field is in the spotlight, and you, the viewer at home, are dialed in."
"You arrive sometime after five and get right to work on some wings, some Doritos, maybe a brownie bite or two in between. There's nothing that Americans like me love more than snacks, and there's no better time to eat those snacks than before dinner, when you've got a cold drink in your hand and all the time in the world to chill."
Late-afternoon NFL football transforms as daylight fades into primetime, moving from casual, distracted play to intense, high-stakes action that demands viewer attention. Playoff games become especially compelling during the twilight transition on outdoor grass fields. Games are evaluated for sheer watchability on a scale of 1 to 5 Throwgasms, with every playoff contest picked and a five-Throwgasm rating equated to cocktail hour. Pregame food and snacks—wings, Doritos, brownies—are central to gatherings, consumed before dinner while fans pregame with cold drinks. Family traditions treat cocktail hour as an important ritual.
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