"And this is why, you know, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife. Lane Kiffin is who Lane Kiffin is. And at some point, Lane Kiffin is gonna leave your football city with the town burning in the rearview mirror. And you can't act surprised when Lane Kiffin Lane Kiffs. It doesn't make it right. It doesn't mean he's a good guy. He's not. He makes it infinitely worse for people who hate him by the way he acts on Twitter, and the things he says, in trying to be cutesy."
"Not long after the news broke Sunday, Portnoy also tweeted a picture depicting Kiffin wearing a cap that reads, Hoe. The funniest thing about this Lane drama is him getting mad about the can't turn a hoe into a housewife analogy. It's probably the most accurate analogy of all time. You can't sign Lane Kiffin and then get mad when he Lane's. That's part of the Lane experience. Tits pic.twitter.com/xLLTx5W6VC Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) November 30, 2025"
Lane Kiffin left Ole Miss to accept the LSU head coaching position and immediately vacated his role, foregoing the College Football Playoff. Dave Portnoy reacted by asserting that Kiffin's departure was predictable and likening Kiffin to someone who cannot change his nature. Portnoy used a "can't turn a hoe into a housewife" analogy and said Kiffin would leave "with the town burning in the rearview mirror." Portnoy also mocked Kiffin on social media with a tweeted image. The analogy gained traction after Kiffin confronted On3 reporter Ben Garrett over similar wording and challenged him to repeat it in person.
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