Mae Muller: I Wrote a Song review UK Eurovision entry is far from douze points

For decades, Britain's behaviour towards the Eurovision song contest followed a reliably set pattern.First, it involved behaving as though the nation was somehow above the whole thing, disdainfully entering any old rubbish: TV talent show runners-up, manufactured pop bands years past their sell-by date, songs so unmemorable it seemed a miracle the benighted souls charged with singing them didn't just forget what they were doing midway through the performance and distractedly wander offstage.

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