The author shares initial apprehensions about attending the Glastonbury Festival, which they previously deemed a personal nightmare. Despite misgivings about comfort and cleanliness, they eventually succumb to pressure from friends and family to attend. The piece humorously details their worries, from potential hygiene issues to audience expectations, showcasing the festival's chaotic allure. Interactions with listeners provide light-hearted advice for navigating the unique festival landscape, contributing to their mix of anxiety and excitement leading up to the weekend.
I thought I would never go to Glastonbury, and that was fine with me. Six years ago, I wrote about how it was my idea of hell, my event 101.
The toilets? God, they're retch awful. But you must go, they would all conclude.
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