"So I wasn't going to vote at all until my girlfriend was blowing up my phone telling me to go vote. And if I didn't, she was going to break up with me."
"No, I made that up. She didn't say that. But. But it's funny to say that."
"I was gonna stay home, eating chips or something. I don't know. But here's the thing. How long did it take you to vote?"
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