"I've said it before and I'll say it again. Republicans are playing chess, and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because they glued their balls to their thigh."
"Government is theoretically a constitutional system of checks and balances between equally powerful branches... But what government actually is, is an overly complicated, byzantine, bureaucratic maze of rules, loopholes to those rules, and norms."
"Trump and his allies don't give a fuck about your norms. They will exploit any loophole, even if they have to go through clearly closed windows to do it."
"The election that we just had was a repudiation of the status quo, an overly-regulated system that is no longer responsive or delivering for the needs of the people or their beloved behatted squirrels."
#trump-administration #republican-strategies #political-loopholes #democratic-response #satire-in-politics
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