During a briefing in the Oval Office, Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency revealed the absurdity of federal retirements being processed manually in a limestone mine in Pennsylvania. Musk noted that the outdated system restricts retirements to a maximum of 10,000 per month, dependent on the functionality of a mine elevator. Over the years, attempts to digitize this process have failed, resulting in millions wasted, while the archaic method continues to prevail unabated.
"The speed at which the mine shaft elevator can move determines how many people can retire from the federal government," Musk marveled.
"Federal employee retirements are processed using paper, by hand, in an old limestone mine in Pennsylvania."
"Sure does, but, somehow, the 'retirement mine' is completely real."
"Since 1987, Uncle Sam has dumped some $130 million into multiple attempts to digitize the process, somehow failing every time."
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