"Fellas, we gotta talk. A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He's not. I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. The guy is afraid of birds."
"Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut - it's like a garbage bag full of buttermilk. The guy's barely strong enough to hold an umbrella."
"This November, let's stop kidding ourselves. Donald Trump is afraid of rain, of dogs, of windmills, of Meryl fucking Streep, and of being laughed at. But mostly, he's terrified that real, red-blooded American men will find out that he's a weak, tubby toddler."
"What's wrong, tough guy? Did someone grab you by the pussy? Whiny bitch."
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