The incoming president of the United States is the easiest person to troll in the history of trolling. His skin is so thin that, if he swallowed a flashlight, he'd glow like a Japanese lantern.
President Biden permanently bans offshore drilling over 625 million acres of ocean, prompting innumerate howls from Mar-a-Lago. Earlier, of course, the president bestowed Presidential Medals of Freedom on just about anyone with a permanent residence on the incoming president's last nerve.
All of the president's work pales beside that of King Frederik of Denmark, which, for the moment, at least, still owns Greenland.
The updated version of the Danish royal coat of arms has removed the crowns and replaced them with a more prominent polar bear and ram than previously, to symbolise Greenland and the Faroe Islands respectively.
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