What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year? | Defector
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What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year? | Defector
"LYING ON HIS BED AND THROWING A SHOE UP INTO THE AIR AND IT FELL DOWN AND HIT PT IN HIS PENIS FELL ON STEPS WHILE VACUUMING THEM, VACUUM THEN FELL ON TESTICLES WAS HAVING AN INTIMATE MOMENT IN BED WITH A WOMAN WHEN SHE INADVERTENTLY HIT HIM IN THE LEFT TESTICLE WITH HER KNEE. PT STATES HE REFLEXIVELY WITHDREW AND ROLLED HASTILY TO THE SIDE AND STRUCK HIS TESTICLES ON THE SIDE OF THE BED"
"ON THE WAY HOME WHEN HIS CAR BROKE DOWN. PULLED OFF TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND LOOKED UNDER THE CAR WITH A FLASHLIGHT WHEN THE COOLING HOSE POPPED OFF AND SPRAYED HIM WITH ANTIFREEZE. BURNS TO PENIS LACERATION TO LEFT FOREARM, CUT ON DUMPSTER, C/O BLISTERS ON PENIS AFTER HAVING PROLONGED INTERCOURSE WAS RUNNING FROM THE POLICE WHEN HE JUMPED A FENCE AND "LANDED ON THE FENCE WITH MY PENIS AND NOW IT'S HARD""
Emergency-room entries describe a wide range of penile and testicular injuries from mundane activities. Mechanisms include blunt-force trauma from falling objects, doors, sports, and falls onto fences or fixtures. Animal bites and contact with sharp objects caused lacerations and scrotal tearing. Chemical exposures and sprays produced burns. Entrapment and foreign-object injuries involved zip ties and door closures. Several injuries occurred during intimate activity, household chores, recreational play, and attempts to evade police. Reported outcomes range from acute pain and swelling to lacerations, burns, and potential testicular compromise requiring medical attention.
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