Count Binface vows to rename London Bridge after Phoebe Waller-Bridge, caps croissant prices, seeks to list Claudia Winkleman's fringe, and challenges Thames Water bosses to dip in the river.
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Count Binface vows to rename London Bridge after Phoebe Waller-Bridge, caps croissant prices, seeks to list Claudia Winkleman's fringe, and challenges Thames Water bosses to dip in the river.