Harry Kane is an elite sportsman, a footballer with the ability to turn a game on its head, an unparalleled eye for goal and a knack for creating chances out of nothing.
But I also love art, and this sculpture is a terrifyingly dead-eyed chocolate-coloured dud. It lacks both life and verisimilitude, it's poorly finished and does poor Harry no favours.
Now listen, I love Harry Kane. I am a season ticketed Spurs fan who has watched him do some of the most beautiful things I will ever see.
Kane himself was effusive in his praise of the work though, saying: 'a real proud moment for me to go back to where my life in football began and unveil a statue.'
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