Well, yesterday, everyone in New York pretended they felt an earthquake. Just admit it, you thought it was wind. This earthquake was the best possible disaster. It was kind of like the time I saw my dad in the shower. It was a little scary, there was no permanent damage, but I'll remember for the rest of my life.
And now Trump and Biden are both polling 80 points behind the podium. Jost also mentioned that Trump said Biden was 'high on cocaine during the State of the Union, saying he was all jacked up at the beginning, by the end, he was fading fast.'
Che noted that Trump plans to make November 5 'Christian Visibility Day' in response to the controversy over Trans Visibility Day, which this year coincided with Easter. 'Wait, I thought that was called Ash Wednesday,' Che quipped.
Also making the news this week was House Republicans introducing a bill to rename Dulles Airport after Trump. 'Because airports are a lot like Trump-a chaotic nightmare that turns you against your own family,' Jost joked.
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