I'm not dead, but a lot of people can't stand me. What I mean is that breathing is not an activity they want me to keep doing.
Before long, you'll be standing in front of my lifeless body (ignore gray roots; would've colored hair if I'd known I'd be autopsied the next day). And you'll ask, "Who would want to kill Iris Lipoff?"
Start with these persons of interest. I'm not saying they're guilty, just that it would be delightful if they were punished.
Listen, I get it that the last thing you need is some buttinsky telling you how to do your job, but I'm not just any old buttinsky.
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