How I Justify Staying Inside to Watch Baseball on a Beautiful Day
Briefly

"I don't have to wear pants indoors. I still will, because my beanbag chair is all sticky again, but I like knowing that I'm not required to slap on some slacks for Johnny Law's sake."
"The grass is always greener on TV. I think it's because my screen is all messed up, but still."
Read at The New Yorker
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