Dylan Moran: 'You are coming to me, Barry, asking me for a chronology of my emotional history? Is that what you really want?'

"I don't give a f**k if they have,"

"I don't care. That's not my business. I'm not angry or happy or sad about it. This is storytelling. I don't care what's in your head. It's your head. You run it. I'm running mine."

"Have you tried Focail and Conundrum? Daily word puzzles designed to test your vocabulary and lateral thinking skills."

Dylan Moran states indifference to whether people hold a skewed idea of him. He emphasizes that other people’s perceptions are not his concern and are not his responsibility. He frames his performance as storytelling rather than a reflection of public opinion. He reports no emotional investment in others’ views, declaring neutrality rather than anger or satisfaction. He asserts personal autonomy by saying he runs his own mind. An accompanying note promotes Focail and Conundrum, daily word puzzles intended to challenge vocabulary and lateral thinking.

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