"There's a criminally underrated song on an Ariana Grande album circa 2019 that begins by paraphrasing what Neil Armstrong said after first touching down on the moon: "One small step for woman, one giant leap for woman-kind." For some reason, a version of the phrase was my first thought upon seeing photos of Sydney Sweeney's space-themed birthday party. Allow me to paraphrase the paraphrased: One small party for woman, on giant loss for humankind."
"God knows her 27th year was a big one. After breaking off her engagement from her longtime fiancé, Jonathan Davino, she attended the nuptials of oligarchs, bombed at the box office, was outted as a Republican voter, put her name to new money-making schemes for the male gaze, and attracted justifiable criticism. Oh, and she began a run at an Oscar."
"Among the guest list were her new besties and business partners, Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez-Bezos; former castmate and PR co-puppet, Glen Powell (sorry baby, but this friendship is a real boner-killer); her new boyfriend, Scooter Braun; and at least two men who've either been accused of sexual assault or loudly supported someone who was, Diplo and Ashton Kutcher! According to photos, not one person dressed as Katy Perry going to space (in glam!), but I do think Sanchez-Bezos might've come as a Xenomorph."
Sydney Sweeney celebrated her 28th birthday with a space-themed party at Vibiana, a cathedral and event space in Los Angeles. The guest list included Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez-Bezos, Glen Powell, Scooter Braun, Diplo, and Ashton Kutcher. Photographs show attendees in themed attire while Sweeney wore a dress made famous by Britney Spears. Her 27th year involved breaking off her engagement to Jonathan Davino, attending high-profile weddings, poor box-office returns, public revelation of Republican voting, new business ventures aimed at male audiences, and a nascent Oscar campaign. The choice of guests and costumes drew sharp criticism and commentary.
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