"Late night returned in full on Tuesday, with a focus on what officials believe was a second assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump. Yes, this weekend, a crazy person tried to hunt Donald Trump in his natural habitat, his golf course, Ronny Chieng said on Tuesday's Daily Show."
"Given that Trump's campaign hadn't announced any public plans for Sunday, many wondered did the suspect know the former president would be coming to play golf or was it a guess?"
"This guy managed to walk into Trump's golf course and stay there undetected for 12 hours, OK? And I don't know if you've thought about this, Trump, but maybe you should consider building, like, a wall?"
"By the way, have you noticed that the news reports are all like a harrowing near tragedy sending chills through our nation! and meanwhile, everyone you actually know is like, Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw that, yeah."
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