Expanding Our Two-Factor Authentication System
Briefly

Our two-factor authentication system is expanding because text messages and e-mailed codes are becoming less secure. We are committed to making your log-in process more of a hassle than it needs to be.
Nothing proves that it's you like seeing you. We will send a representative to your home and he or she will knock twice. If you don't answer within thirty seconds, we will send another representative to your home to knock (twice).
Our top priority is making sure nobody gets into your account. Hence, we will locate your biological grandparents, test them, and compare their DNA with yours.
To protect your account, we'll e-mail you obscure song lyrics. You will have forty seconds to type the correct title, artist, and name of the album.
Read at The New Yorker
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