"I caught her when my phone took a crap on me and she loaned me a spare phone she had. When I went to text her on it, I saw some suspicious messages."
"Because I met such a wonderful woman who is now my best friend and wife, I was able to easily break it off with the woman. Needless to say, the woman never got the phone back either."
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