The Dallas Cowboys experienced a dismal 2023 NFL season, finishing with a 7-10 record. Fans expressed a desire for team change, hoping for the firing of coach Mike McCarthy. The season's woes began with a massive contract for the franchise quarterback, who played only a handful of games. Notable losses included a 44-19 home defeat to New Orleans, revealing that neither team was strong. Owner Jerry Jones' threats of firing were viewed as idle, and the team's lack of resilience was evident throughout. The season highlighted ongoing frustrations for fans and management alike.
Before the season started, every Cowboys fan was like, 'I hope we suck just enough to get Mike McCarthy fired!' To this prayer, our almighty God let out a hearty guffaw that swept across entire hemispheres.
Just before a Week 1 win over the pathetic Browns, the Cowboys organization finally tapped into its strategic black gold reserves and gave their franchise QB over $200 million in guaranteed money.
The Cowboys nearly came back from being down 28-6 to the Ravens (but didn't). They also nearly came back from being down 27-10 to the 49ers (but didn't).
That put owner Jerry Jones in a 'I'll fire yew!!!' kinda mood. But you know this version of Jerry well enough now to know that all of his threats are more idle than a limo sitting outside of the Spearmint Rhino.
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