The Bachelor Recap: All in the Family
Briefly

In this whimsical scene, an executive employs a cutting-edge touch screen to evaluate various women competing on a reality TV show. Using a digital interface, she categorizes contestants based on their personal traits and backgrounds, including religious affiliations and ethnicities. The contrasts in the complexity of profiling each contestant create comedic moments, culminating in the realization that only the conventionally attractive need little elaboration. This playful critique showcases the absurdity of reality television casting, highlighting stereotypes while emphasizing the reliance on surface-level characteristics for entertainment value.
"Let's dance," the executive says as she slips on those sick-as-hell three-finger gloves. The faces of the women fly around the screen as the executive drags their images all across the screen.
The executive zooms deeper and deeper, sifting through the images until she comes on a poster for The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, now on Hulu.
She calls out to the technician, "See if we have any partnerships with Buca di Beppo or the concept of pizza. Nothing? Fuck."
"Oh, I forgot. If they're super fucking hot, we don't have to do this," the tech says as he clears Zoe from the screen.
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