Russo-Ukrainian War
fromIndependent
2 weeks agoI escaped Vladimir Putin in the belly of a dead cow
An escapee used a dead cow carcass and carefully chosen September twilight conditions to avoid Russian border guards.
Now, against all odds, Siberia is back. And fittingly, it has tunneled its way into yet another underground space: the Turnstyle Underground Market at Columbus Circle, hidden just steps from the 57th Street-Eighth Avenue subway entrance. It opened quietly last weekend, still labeled as "Gotham Taco" (the space's former tenant), but regulars knew where to look. A red glow, a jukebox and the familiar grin of proprietor Tracy Westmoreland, Siberia's self-proclaimed "minister of propaganda," confirmed the resurrection.