This past weekend, the MAGA bootlicker and his wife recognized Valentine's Day with what they called a "rare date night." Naturally, Johnson posted their picture on X, representing a brief reprieve from his usual offering of bigoted screeds, bloodthirsty rants and shameful Tr*mp devotion. The next day, the happy couple shared another personal announcement: they're expecting their fifth child. "5 kids in 5 years," celebrated Johnson. "Make more Christians. Make more Americans. Praise God. This is how we win. Thank you for your prayers."