fromIndependent
23 hours agoMore goals, a dance partner and a bomb squad - an A to Z of 'All I want for Christmas'
Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a new front row, a one-tonne scrum, a bomb squad if I'm extra good, and a solemn promise that I'll never again to subjected to a match that involves either Rassie Erasmus or Matthew Carley. Speaking of which, please don't send any more cards ...
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