"Fox News guest Rebekah Koffler slurred her way through a segment about how majestic and inspiring the parade was. At least her champagne goggles were working overtime."
"Trump has had a parade-size hole in his ego, when he saw France's Bastille Day festivities and got a little too hot under the collar about tanks and testosterone."
"What I didn't plan for was the whole thing being an unmitigated disaster! There were a few tanks, and some Humvees that looked sad and lonely."
"The whole spectacle appeared more like a sad echo of glamorous parades seen in authoritarian states rather than a proud military showcase of American strength."
The article critiques Donald Trump's military parade as a complete failure, mocking it for lacking the intended grandeur and enthusiasm. Rebekah Koffler's slurred praise during a Fox News segment is highlighted as out of touch with the event's dismal reality. Despite Trump's aspiration for a parade reminiscent of authoritarian displays, the actual event featured a sparse audience, a few lonely military vehicles, and a lack of excitement. Ultimately, it painted a picture more akin to failed caricatures of military displays seen in other nations than a proud American showcase.
Read at Advocate.com
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