Trump Is Extremely Clear About His Plan for Iceland-Er, Greenland?
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Trump Is Extremely Clear About His Plan for Iceland-Er, Greenland?
"After several marathon sessions in Room 101 of the Ministry of Trump, the Republican member of Congress was beginning to see the strategic necessity of destroying NATO to add Greenland to the United States. It still came only in flashes. The Republican was strapped into a camp bed surrounded with dials, trying quickly to get his mind right so that he could go back out there and do media and answer the questions about Greenland correctly."
"He was perspiring heavily, as was his interrogator, O'Brien. "Has anyone shown him a non-Mercator projection?" the congressman asked. He blinked his eyes against the bright light. O'Brien sighed. "We've been over this," he said "You have forgotten: There are serious reasons for wanting Greenland besides how large it looks on the map. Do you remember what they are?" The congressman's head was throbbing;"
A Republican member of Congress undergoes repeated, coercive interrogation in Room 101 of the Ministry of Trump to accept destroying NATO in order to add Greenland to the United States. He is strapped to a camp bed surrounded by dials while interrogator O'Brien pressures him with arguments about strategic necessity. The congressman struggles to recall the rationale, noting existing access to Greenland and the value of alliances. O'Brien insists on the claim that only the United States can protect Greenland, calling it a 'giant piece of ice.' The congressman endures the voluntary process to avoid publicly defying Donald Trump.
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