""the healthiest human currently alive or recorded in medical history.""
""His cardiovascular scans are the best we've ever recorded,""
""his arteries were described as 'shimmering,' and his resting heart rate was so steady the EKG machine asked if he was \"meditating or just naturally enlightened.\"""
""completes full workdays without falling asleep in meetings, does not require 'executive time' to lie down and watch TV during work hours, and is able to stand upright without looking like the leaning Tower of Pisa.""
Gavin Newsom used his press office social media to mimic Donald Trump's style as satire. He mocked White House claims that Trump is in "excellent health" after Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz sought Trump's MRI results. Newsom shared a fake letter from a "Dr. Dolittle" calling him "the healthiest human currently alive or recorded in medical history" and saying "His cardiovascular scans are the best we've ever recorded." The letter described his arteries as "shimmering," joked an EKG asked if he was "meditating or just naturally enlightened," and contrasted Newsom's work habits with Trump's. Concerns over Trump's health have increased, with Mary Trump calling him a "deeply unhealthy person" at 79.
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