Law and Order: Sandwich Crimes Unit
Briefly

Sean Charles Dunn, accused of felony assault, was arrested in a raid following a previous incident involving throwing a sandwich at a federal agent. The event marked a notable failure in sandwich crime prevention, drawing attention to the tensions about food classifications like sandwiches in law enforcement. Police personnel, including detectives and trainees, humorously debated the categorization of food items and the historical context of sandwich crimes, highlighting their commitment to maintain low instances of such offenses over many years.
The Justice Department worker accused of throwing a Subway sandwich at a federal agent was re-arrested by an armed team of at least a half-dozen US Marshals in a dramatic Wednesday night raid.
Detective J emphasizes that the record keepers didn't agree on categorizing hot dogs as sandwiches, which affects their sandwich crime statistics.
Officer J points out the significance of their achievement: 'You think 25 years without sandwich crime just HAPPENS? We worked for this. It hasn't been easy.'
Detective F argues that a hot dog isn't a sandwich, reflecting the ongoing debate about food classification within the sandwich division.
Read at The Atlantic
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