
"Ironically, this war he launched to distract us from those could turn out to be more damaging to him than the Trump Epstein files themselves. They're saying this could be worse. And that would mean he'd have to come up with another distraction from the war."
"Trump claims we are way ahead of schedule on the war. He's got a schedule, which means it should be over just around the time we see his taxes and the rest of the Trump-Epstein files."
"You should declare victory. Maybe they can go to Kinko's and print up a banner that says 'Mission Accomplished' too. Right? He continued, That is basically what he is going to do. He's going to make a huge mess and walk away like it's the new toilet in the Lincoln bathroom."
Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel mocked President Trump's Iran military campaign during his opening monologue, framing it as a distraction from the recently released Jeffrey Epstein documents that mention Trump. Kimmel drew parallels between the two situations, suggesting Trump launched the war to divert public attention from his associations with the disgraced financier. The host sarcastically recommended Trump declare victory and compared the situation to previous political messaging failures. Kimmel argued that ironically, the Iran conflict could ultimately prove more damaging to Trump than the Epstein files themselves, potentially requiring yet another distraction.
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