"As a welcome gift, the prime minister presented the US president with 250 cherry trees to commemorate the upcoming 250th US anniversary. This is a guy who paved over the Rose Garden, commented Kimmel. What is he going to do with 250 cherry trees? He'll probably use them to build a Waffle House or something."
"When asked in a press conference why he did not tell US allies of the attacks in advance, he said: We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor? I guess we should be grateful he didn't do an accent, joked Kimmel."
"Despite Trump's claims that Epstein was kicked out of Mar-a-Lago, a newly unredacted 2009 email between Trump and Epstein's attorneys shows Trump saying that Epstein was not a member. May have been a guest. Never asked to leave."
"The partial US government shutdown has resulted in long airport lines across the country, with 50,000 TSA agents working without pay. Some of them from the TSA are reported to be selling blood to pay their bills."
Late-night hosts commented on Donald Trump's recent visit to Japan, where he received 250 cherry trees from Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi. Jimmy Kimmel humorously questioned Trump's plans for the trees, suggesting they might be used for a Waffle House. Kimmel also addressed Trump's evasiveness regarding Iran and his controversial comments about Pearl Harbor. Additionally, he discussed new findings in the Epstein investigations, highlighting a 2009 email that contradicts Trump's claims about Epstein's status at Mar-a-Lago. The ongoing government shutdown has led to TSA agents working without pay, with some resorting to selling blood.
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