"He fell through one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything."
"I personally like raccoons,"
"After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer,"
A raccoon entered a closed Ashland, Virginia liquor store early Saturday and targeted the bottom shelf holding scotch and whisky. Bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed, and alcohol pooled on the floor as the animal consumed the spirits. The intoxicated raccoon fell through a ceiling tile and later passed out on the bathroom floor, where an employee found it. Animal control officer Samantha Martin transported the raccoon to the shelter. After a few hours of sleep with no evident injuries beyond a likely hangover, the raccoon was released back to the wild.
Read at Boston.com
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