"WOOOFFF!! Hi there fine humans that inhabit and visit this here blog! My name is McCaffrey, and I allow Mr. and Mrs. Wheel to live with me in my house. Now, much like the grand Norma Desmond, I have always been "ready for my closeup". And, baybee it came today! Like butter, I am on a roll."
"Yes, you probably have seen by now the feature story on meeeee that Newsweek Magazine came out with today. Yes yes, there was also mention of my mom, Emptywheel, but I was the star of the show. All teh bitchezz are gonna want to date meeeee! Also, I LOVE jerky and pizza. Well, enough about me, I hear we are supposed to talk trash here. I love talking trash. Even more, I love rummaging through trash. Oh, wait, I am getting word that is a different kind of trash. Jeez, all these rulz. Alright, let's see what is up then."
"One of my favorite people in the world is my lawyer, bmaz (he gives me jerky! WOOF!), has his Sun Devils down in Texass at the Jerry Dome to play the Blighted Irish. But, no, that is not the biggest game. The biggest student athlete game is the Fighting Journalists of Northwestern, versus those pernicious Sweatervests from THE Ohio State University. This is the biggest game in Evanston in a very long time and I think even the ESPN Game Day crew is there. OSU is a favorite by 7 points on the current line. I am pulling for the Journalists, but wouldn't bet real money on them."
McCaffrey, a house dog, proudly reports being featured in Newsweek Magazine and enjoys attention. McCaffrey allows Mr. and Mrs. Wheel to live in the house and expresses playful vanity and confidence. McCaffrey loves jerky and pizza and celebrates treats from friends. McCaffrey relishes both talking trash and rummaging through physical trash, then notes constraints about "trash" rules. McCaffrey follows college football, naming games: ASU at Notre Dame, ASU's mixed performance, Northwestern versus Ohio State, and doubts about betting while rooting for underdogs. McCaffrey mentions lawyer bmaz, ASU's Sun Devils, and the presence of ESPN Game Day at Northwestern, noting uncertainty about outcomes.
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