"When you go to the ice box Saturday and open that recycled Country Crock container full of what's left from your Aunt Nancy's artichoke casserole, it reminds of you of Thanksgiving dinner and the laughs shared around the table with family and friends. But it also reminds you that Aunt Nancy is a bit off-kilter, because there are actually three butter containers packed with her gluten-free artichoke casserole that no one ate because she fills it with sliced grapes."
"So, with apologies to Mr. Ingoglia because we don't want him to run over us the way he did Rhode Island in 1995 or take us down the way he did so many criminals as a member of the Orlando P.D., we have to extend these rankings for one more week, despite the fact that his alma mater went on and did their dirty work early."
Bottom 10 Headquarters embraces Thanksgiving leftovers as reminders of both good times and awkward family quirks. Opening a recycled Country Crock container of Aunt Nancy's artichoke casserole evokes dinner laughter and reveals that Aunt Nancy packed three butter containers of gluten-free casserole nobody ate because she fills it with sliced grapes. An ironic apology to Rene Ingoglia accompanies a decision to extend the Bottom 10 rankings for one more week. The extension occurs despite Ingoglia's alma mater having completed its work early. Additional apologies are offered to named players and personalities, and the Minutemen held their final #MACtion matchup on Tuesday afternoon.
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