"Leave it to Britani to bring up Seth's alleged infidelity and then act completely shocked when Meredith gets angry about it. Better yet, over yoga (where everybody but her gets a mat), Britani even describes bringing up the accusation as well-intentioned. Meanwhile, Meredith is still fuming in her room, where she's telling Lisa that Britani "thinks she's a Disney Princess," but to be fair, she did play Ariel and Belle at Disney World."
"But luckily for Meredith, Bronwyn arrives at her door with an opportunity to get out some of this anger. She kidnapped Britani's stuffed unicorn, and goads Meredith into throwing it overboard with her. But we should have known that more than anything, this was really just a ruse for Bronwyn to make use of those dumb inflatable costumes yet again - and she and Meredith don them so they can be "incognito" while tossing the unicorn off the ship."
"With the unicorn slowly floating away, Meredith turns her ire toward Whitney at breakfast for seemingly cosigning the TikTok allegation. Meredith tells them all that she's done with Britani, and she's done with anyone who supports her. Heather correctly thinks this is absurd, because you can't operate on a show with that attitude. Bronwyn even tries to bring the temperature down by asking Mary for help: "Mary, can you say something as a mother, as a woman of God here?""
Britani raises an allegation that Seth was unfaithful during a yoga session, prompting shock and anger from Meredith. Meredith vents to Lisa, comparing Britani to a Disney Princess and then to the Tin Man. Bronwyn kidnaps Britani's stuffed unicorn and goads Meredith into tossing it overboard while both hide in inflatable costumes to remain "incognito." Meredith confronts friends at breakfast, declaring she is done with Britani and anyone who supports her, which Heather calls impractical for show life. Bronwyn asks Mary to intervene as a mother and woman of God, and the crew later returns the unicorn.
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