"That's right: We're launching directly into the first cast trip, not even bothering to waste time with boring filler scenes of them putzing around their kitchen islands or making small talk with their children. But the twist is that Angie and Mary are the only ones who know what this mystery trip entails. All of the other women, who are waiting outside Beauty Lab + Laser (which apparently now doubles as a mass-transit stop), have no idea where they're heading but were told it's somewhere luxurious. So imagine their shock when an RV rolls up. Britani even showed up in a bikini as if a whole pool were about to pull up to the curb."
"Better yet, as they're loading onto the RV, the cops pull up, much like they did on that fateful day Jen Shah was arrested, but fear not - Whitney just hired strippers to re-create that iconic moment and kick off the trip. But if they knew where they were heading, I think some of these women would have opted for jail."
The season premiere features a massive camper van driven by Angie K., who is inexplicably wearing a tailored tan business suit. Mary co-hosts the camping trip with Angie, and the rest of the cast is kept in the dark about the destination. The women wait outside Beauty Lab + Laser expecting a luxurious getaway, only to be shocked when an RV arrives. Britani appears in a bikini, anticipating a pool. Cops pull up as the women board, but Whitney has hired strippers to recreate Jen Shah's arrest moment. Heather provides a breakdown of alliances and conflicts, noting tensions between Heather and Bronwyn, Meredith and Britani, unclear loyalties for Mary, and Angie, Whitney, and Bronwyn's unhappiness with Lisa, who is absent from the trip.
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