"Ladies and gay gentlemen, I have some very sad news. You know the handy-dandy Beef Chart, the one that we've been referring to all season to keep track of who is mad at whom and why? It died. Yes, the Beef Chart is dead. This show worked it to death. The Beef Chart decided it could no longer go on and chose to self-immolate rather than add one more beef to itself."
"Tamra is now mad at Emily for saying that she didn't trust her. Then Emily gets mad at Tamra for saying that she is going to sit down and chat with Katie. Then Tamra is mad at Heather for also saying she didn't trust her, but then Heather is mad at Tamra for not ever taking her feelings into account."
"Oh, I almost forgot that Jenn's son, Dawson, is beefing with both good tattoos and consciousness. We haven't seen a barely legal tattoo mistake like this since Tamra's son Ryan went and got the word "NUGGET" tattooed on the inside of his lip. Dawson, who is about to go to basic training for the Marines, gets four "7"s tattooed across his chest. Why? He says because it looks cool, but it also happens to be Jenn's birthday: July 7, 1977."
The Beef Chart has collapsed under an accumulation of interpersonal conflicts among cast members. Tamra resents Emily for questioning her trust, while Emily objects to Tamra's plan to meet Katie. Tamra and Heather exchange accusations about consideration and trust. Heather reacts to Gina's remark about her sense of humor, and Gina responds to Shannon's relay of that comment. Tamra remains at odds with Jenn and adds grievance over Jenn following a member of 98 Degrees whom Tamra allegedly slept with. Jenn's son Dawson tattoos four 7s across his chest for July 7, 1977, chooses unattractive digits, then experiences a seizure-like episode requiring revival.
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