"Of all the shocking things that happened this season, the craziest is that Gina's son Nicky would trust her to dye his hair. Does he not remember the Gina that we first met, with the messy tracks, the terrible wigs, and haircuts that seemed to get worse as they grew out? I know she's his mother, but he should have let Travis do it instead."
"First, Tamra and Gina nearly shit their pants as some giant tattooed dude who failed acting school tried to fake mug them. Of course Tamra threw Gina right under that particular bus. (The guy's name was Bus.) Then Shannon and Jenn suffered the same fate, and our girl Shannon, never the picture of grace under pressure, is the only one who clocked this was an exercise and seemed the calmest she's ever been in her life."
"The real star of this episode, however, was Gretchen Christine Beauté and her stupid Lara Croft outfit. I'm sorry, but I just do not believe a word that comes out of this woman's mouth. Even when she says she was putting on this catsuit and saw that it looked like Lara Croft, she just leaned into it. Bullshit. She thought she'd be badass with her belt, holsters, and her super-long ponytail that looks like it got caught in barbed wire."
Gina dyes her son Nicky's hair despite a history of messy tracks, terrible wigs, and worsening haircuts. The narrator views the decision as surprising and worries Travis or another caretaker should have handled it. Gretchen organizes a self-defense session that includes staged carjackings, startling Tamra, Gina, Shannon, and Jenn. Tamra blames Gina during the exercises, and Shannon unexpectedly remains the calmest participant. Gretchen appears in an elaborate Lara Croft–style catsuit with belt and holsters, prompting skepticism about her sincerity. The narrator finds Gretchen's return theatrical and increasingly untrustworthy.
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