"Let's begin with Kiki Barth, who looks absolutely resplendent in a turquoise gown that evokes Old Hollywood Glamour in a way that every Project Runway contestant has tried to channel and ultimately failed. We should expect nothing less of Kiki, who always looks as good as a Whooper right off the assembly line. Marysol is next, and I love her ice-blue beaded gown with a weird hoop around one shoulder that looked like it was made for Judy Jetson."
"Julia is next to her, wearing a dress of the same color and consistency. Can a dress have a consistency? I guess so because this one did. The little scarf around the neck is a nice addition and is giving opera singer, which we all know Julia isn't, but she plays one on TV. Larsa is looking the most Larsa that Larsa has ever looked in a body-hugging pastel printed dress."
The reunion's sexual pyrotechnics between Adriana and Julia are over, and the reunion concluded in a boring yet satisfying manner. Attention shifted to outfits and individual fashion choices. Kiki wore a turquoise Old Hollywood–styled gown that exuded glamour. Marysol wore an ice-blue beaded gown with a hoop at one shoulder that suggested Judy Jetson and emphasized her knees. Julia wore a similarly hued dress with a neck scarf evoking an opera singer. Larsa chose a body-hugging pastel printed dress that read younger and accentuated facial fullness. Alexia wore a striking yellow dress. Andy appeared scruffy and slim in a light suit.
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