The Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Recap: Rock, Paper, Scissoring
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The Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Recap: Rock, Paper, Scissoring
"The bombshell that Julia dropped at the end of the first part of the reunion was so major that we here at the Real Housewives Institute had to rush to our panic room to write an emergency recap of it for the Housewives Institute Bulletin. (What? You don't know about our twice-monthly newsletter? Sign up here for free! Also, don't forget to like and subscribe and follow me on Instagram.)"
"When Andy asks Adriana if she had sex with Julia, she says, "I don't have a dick." What in the Clinton administration, stained blue dress, "I did not have sex with that woman" is going on here? The stunned silence after her answer kind of says it all. Andy tells her that you can have sex without a dick, and she says, "Not really.""
"The ladies take a break for lunch, and Julia is in her dressing room talking to Alexia and Marysol, and Alexia says, "Did you eat her out? Did she eat you out? I don't know what you guys do." Yes, you do. That's what they do! Adriana is talking to Lisa in her dressing room, and Lisa says, "Did you do this?""
A reunion exchange produced a major revelation from Julia that led the Real Housewives Institute to author an emergency recap and promoted its newsletter. The first part of the reunion raised questions that persisted after the second part. A central question concerned how lesbian sexual activity occurs. Andy asked Adriana whether she had sex with Julia, and Adriana responded, "I don't have a dick," later replying "Not really" when told sex can occur without a penis. Cast members referenced oral sex, scissoring, and mimed scissoring gestures while others denied involvement. The exchange is presented with incredulity and humor.
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