"On the high seas, aboard the Persistent Lady or the Inevitable Conclusion or the Deferential Bottom or whatever the hell this Virgin cruise ship is called, the women are all getting over their fights and starting to get along. I have to admit it is both refreshing and, well, a little boring. Half of the group goes to an '80s-themed workout class where they all discuss what they were doing in the '80s."
"Lisa calls Larsa so they can have a drink alone and negotiate a cease-fire. Then Larsa brings up how she mentioned something about her calling the paparazzi on Marcus, and I'm ready for round 753 of this never-ending, stupid fight. As Lisa points out, this argument has been international. They've been around the world, and they, they, they, they can't find their baby! Strangely enough, it finally ends. They hug it out, Larsa says she'll never mention Jody, Canada's biggest HVAC devotee, again. It's all over. Détente is reached. Thank the Catholic Jesus and Dicky Branson's boat, the Blushing Harlot."
Women aboard a Virgin cruise gradually reconcile after earlier fights and begin socializing cooperatively. Half of the group attends an '80s-themed workout class dressed in leg warmers and neon, with Guerdy wearing a rare wig. Alexia urges mutual forgiveness and moving forward, but mutual narcissism complicates admission of fault. Lisa and Larsa share a private drink, revisit paparazzi allegations involving Marcus, and ultimately embrace, agree to stop mentioning Jody, and reach détente. The group then visits the spa where Kiki wears a standout pink one-piece with a skirt, outdressing other cast members, while others receive foot massages and prepare for Julia to come forward.
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