"The episode begins with some slo-mo B-roll footage. Here's Sutton riding her horse like it's the opening to Knots Landing. Erika Jayne is either washing her car in her driveway or filming an unreleased Whitesnake video. Boz is at a photo shoot, giving her best smile and her throatiest laugh. Dorit is spending someone else's money at Hermés and crossing Rodeo Drive with "big mistake, huge" energy."
"Just as cameras picked up, her soon-to-be-ex-husband, PK, a garden gnome made out of used urinal cakes, was papped making out with a woman on the street like he's a Temu Mauricio. (At least when Mo does it, the women are hot and it gives everyone, apart from Kyle, a little tingle downstairs.) Dorit is struggling with the divorce and says that her ex is asking for joint custody"
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere opens with glossy, familiar imagery that reintroduces the cast and their lifestyles. Scenes establish Sutton on horseback, Erika Jayne in a conspicuous car moment, Boz at a photo shoot, Dorit shopping on Rodeo Drive, and Kyle walking with an open Birkin while her dogs remain untrained. Much of the episode provides status updates on the women's lives since last season. Dorit faces marital turmoil after her soon-to-be-ex-husband was photographed kissing another woman, and she confronts custody questions while deciding what to tell her children.
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