"On this episode of our favorite show, Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things! They compared their identical Birkins, each with a price tag, and we all wondered what exactly made one worth $32,000, one worth $30,000, and one worth $14,000, and why all of them were unclasped and hanging open like chastity belts on a wedding day. They went to a fancy china store with their fancy daughters to register for fancy gifts for their fancy wedding, which isn't even fancy-planned yet"
"They gathered at a friend's house for cocktails and cock tales, when they drew a bunch of nude male models. Not one of them did a good job, but that one model (who was definitely a bottom) had his ass in the air the whole time and then was showering his dick with the moonlight naked in the pool until some poor party planner told him it was time to leave."
"But mostly what the rich women did was finally be honest. Thank you, Kyle. Thank you! That is all we ever wanted. Just what you gave us at the very end of the episode the acknowledgement that what we saw was real, the nod that there is some truth behind the gossip, just a hint of why she couldn't talk about it."
Affluent women compared expensive Birkin handbags and questioned price differences while noting their unclasped, hanging appearance. They visited an upscale china store with daughters to register for wedding gifts despite lacking a finalized plan. At a friend's cocktail gathering the women sketched nude male models; the drawings were poor and one model remained provocatively exposed until a party planner asked him to leave. The women ultimately confronted truth about a private dating matter. Boz inspected Rachel's rental, noticed Kyle's refusal to discuss the dating situation, and argued that Kyle must either end the matter or acknowledge it. Kyle then invited Erika onto a back porch to address the issue.
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