"This season of The Golden Bachelor is shaping up to be the most anodyne viewing of the fall. It's just a soothing, hourlong watch that washes over you like the waves are washing over Cindy and Mel on the beach. Is anything interesting happening? No. Are there shapes and colors on the screen that are paired with sounds and music? Yes."
"The theme this week is "Authenticity" and "Affiliate Links." The women are working out in the mansion led by Debbie, and everyone is realizing they have feelings for Mel. The women all agree that they've got to give Mel a little bit of grace for making out with multiple women at a time. The date card arrives and it's for Peg! "Let's get down tonight. Love, Mel.""
The season of The Golden Bachelor delivers a soothing, anodyne hourlong viewing experience filled with non-offensive visuals and platitudes. The theme this week is "Authenticity" and "Affiliate Links," and the women work out in the mansion led by Debbie, with many realizing feelings for Mel. The group grants Mel grace for making out with multiple women, and Nicolle questions chemistry between Mel and Peg. Peg receives a date card from Mel and plans to open up about her divorce and being cheated on. On the fair date, activities skew toward gun-based games, Peg outperforms Mel due to law enforcement experience, they exchange stuffed animals and get a caricature done.
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