"The first is the big reveal we've been waiting for: the names for Salley's chickens. I thought there were only two, but turns out there are actually three, and they are named Cantaloupe, Coconut, and Popcorn. Yes, this is better than giving them people names, but isn't it kind of disrespectful to name your chickens after food? Also, if that's what you're going to do, I can think of a few more names that are more appropriate. How about Cacciatore, Milanese, and Finger?"
"But the trip was to Cuba. How did Shep go to Cuba? Can Americans get visas to go there just to go fishing and jump off dilapidated bridges? Can he then get back into the country? Is ICE going to show up at his house? Or, wait. Do we own Cuba now? Was that like a BOGO with Venezuela? I live in England, and they gave most of the Caribbean back, so I don't even know who owns what or can exploit their natural resources"
Salley's three chickens are revealed and named Cantaloupe, Coconut, and Popcorn. The narrator questions naming animals after food and proposes alternate names such as Cacciatore, Milanese, and Finger. Shep returns from a trip to Cuba and will temporarily live with Craig while his new house is unfinished; his old house is rented on Airbnb. The trip to Cuba raises questions about visas, reentry, and legal complications, and prompts joking speculation about territorial ownership. Austen appears to comment on his toupee while taking a sunset selfie with Audrey at an engagement party, suggesting a potential hairpiece reveal.
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