"You could put a mustache on a ham sandwich left out in the rain, and I would think, Hmm, maybe he'd like to go on a date with me? So you know that I am absolutely in love with Whitner, the impossibly named new addition to the crew who is not Whitney and has a much worse dress sense. There's one confessional where he's 'stache-free, and I didn't recognize him and wanted him off my screen immediately."
"Suddenly, he was just a ham sandwich left out in the rain. But at Salley's beach party, oooh, girl. You'd better watch out. Just the right amount of chest hair, a body that says "I go to the gym but also love Domino's," and an ass that is the product of countless dead lifts, and that could strike me dead and lift me up all at the same time."
"Speaking of which, when they're all hanging out on the beach, Rodrigo says he won't take his shirt off because Kory is around, and he looks much better. I am not here for this self-hating gay body shame for one second. Rodrigo is perfectly handsome, has arms that look like three pounds of sausage in a two-pound casing, and is perfectly fit."
Whitner provokes intense attraction despite inconsistent styling and a 'stache-free confessional that made him unrecognizable. At Salley's beach party, Whitner's chest hair, gym-built body, and sculpted glutes elicit strong desire. Rodrigo refuses to take his shirt off because Kory is present, prompting criticism of internalized gay body shame. Rodrigo is described as handsome, fit, and caring, with muscular arms and no obligatory abs, while Kory appears preoccupied with macros and displays an awkward outfit. The episode depicts the aftermath of Madison's baby shower, with Craig hungover and complaining to his assistant Jack.
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